The invisible rules of the Zoë Lama

Cohen, Tish 1963- (author.).

Summary: Twelve-year-old Zoë, famous for advising other people using her unwritten rules, has her hands full with chairing a school dance committee, training a new student to fit in, keeping her grandmother out of a nursing home, and trying to find a husband for her mother.

Record details

ISBN: 9781443402736 (electronic bk.)
ISBN: 1443402737 (electronic bk.)
Physical Description: remote
1 online resource
Publisher: [Toronto, Ontario] : HarperCollins Canada, 2010.

Content descriptions

Formatted Contents Note:

Name names -- You can step in a load of crap, but a smart girl doesn't put up with any -- You can't polish a poodle -- Even bad reputations need expiration dates -- Never argue when there's candy at stake -- Smartin Granitstein is vile -- There are no exceptions to this rule -- Keep your friends close and your clients closer -- Sometimes death by Puckered Parrot is worth the risk -- Sixty seconds of happy kicks jeopardy!'s butt -- Never lift for yourself what a fifth-grader is willing to lift for you -- If you love something set it loose in math class -- Sorcer's stands require written permission -- He who swipes the last butterscotch square has got to go -- No one can ever know unwritten rule #10. Ever -- Face the jackals or they'll eat you alive -- Never trust a snake -- Don't build your nest on a flagpole -- Innermost thoughts should always be in blue -- Libraries. Not so hazard-free anymore -- It ain't over till the lady in white sings -- Don't paint spots on a leopard -- if you gotta jump, take no prisoners -- Pay no attention to the unwritten rule behind the curtain -- Sometimes happy comes in extra chunky.

Source of Description Note:

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